They live amongst us.... and breed

Dear Abby,
What can I do about all the sex, nudity, foul language and violence on my DVDs and VCR?

Dear Abby,
I have a man I can't trust. He lies and cheats so much, I'm not even sure the baby I'm carrying is his. How can I find out..?

Dear Abby,
I am a thirty-three year old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him. Should I stop the pill?

Dear Abby,
I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again. Should I apologise to him and buy him a gift..?

Dear Abby,
Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?

Dear Abby,
I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now how can I get out?

Dear Abby,
My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $150.00 an hour every week for ten and a half years. Is he crazy..?

Dear Abby,
I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober. Do I start buying him beer and vodka or do I ask him first what drinks he likes..?

It's nice to see they have Dear Abby in Cornwall

Hahahahahahahaa oh absolutely
Would she be Kernow Abbie though??