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Post  Nick on Tue May 25, 2010 6:25 am

A lonely widow, age 70, decided that it was time to get married again. She put an ad in the local paper that read:


HUSBAND WANTED:
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME
MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!!!!!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.




On the second day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a Grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs.

The old woman said, 'You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you...you have no legs!



The old man smiled, 'Therefore, I cannot run around on you!'


She snorted. 'You don't have any arms either!'


Again, the old man smiled, 'Therefore, I can never beat you!'


She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, 'Are you still good in bed???'


The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said,


'Rang the doorbell didn't I?'

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Post  Clare on Tue May 25, 2010 5:27 pm

lol!

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Post  Imogen on Tue May 25, 2010 8:01 pm

So how did I ring the door bell... oh!!

That doesn't make him good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Honestly! Laughing

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Post  Nick on Tue May 25, 2010 9:57 pm

Oh yes it does....it was an old fashioned door bell that had to be grasped and PULLED !!!


Very Happy:D:D

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Post  Clare on Wed May 26, 2010 6:13 am

Laughing
Makes your eyes water just thinking about it Shocked

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Post  Imogen on Wed May 26, 2010 4:25 pm

ROFLMAO Nick! Fair enough - the mind boggles but perhaps he does have the edge of men with other, lesser appendages?! Twisted Evil

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Post  Nick on Wed May 26, 2010 6:17 pm

Wink

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