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Post  Nick on Thu May 06, 2010 4:54 pm

Senior Health Care Solution So you're a senior citizen and the government says no health care or pension for you, what do you do?



Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot 2 MPís and 2 Senior Government Officials.



Of Course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, and all the health care you need!



New teeth, no problem. Need glasses, great. New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart? All covered.



And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care.



Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.

IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?!?

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Post  Clare on Thu May 06, 2010 5:17 pm

Looks like that's my retirement sorted Wink

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