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Post  Nick on Fri Feb 25, 2011 3:42 pm

I got some new aftershave today that smells like bread crumbs, the
birds love it!

David Cameron has announced that he intends to make it more difficult
to claim benefits. From next week all the forms will be printed in

Husband says to wife ‘My Olympic condoms have arrived – I think I’ll
wear gold tonight’ . Wife says ‘why don’t you wear silver and come
second for a change’.

I was driving this morning when I saw an RAC van parked up. The driver
was sobbing uncontrollably and looked very miserable. I thought to
myself ‘that guy’s heading for a breakdown’.

An RAF fighter plane was flying over Afghanistan when he noticed a
flying carpet on each side of his plane both with a machine gunner on
board. Sensing danger he shot them down. Back at base he got a right
telling off – apparently they were Allied Carpets!

Tampax have announced today that they will be replacing the cord on
their tampons with a piece of tinsel. This will be for the Christmas
period only.

On holiday recently in Spain I saw a sign that said ‘English speaking
Doctor’ - I thought what a good idea, why don’t we have them in our country.

The lead actor in the local pantomime Aladdin was sexually abused from
behind on stage last night. To be fair the audience did try to warn him.

'Those without humour are at the mercy of the rest of us'

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Post  beaniequeenie on Fri Feb 25, 2011 4:44 pm

Oh dear. lol!

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