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Post  Imogen on Wed May 19, 2010 2:53 pm

1. The later you are, the more pleased and excited your dog is to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things lying around on the floor.

4. A dog's parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and sell them or give them away.

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

13. Dogs dont mind riding in the back of a van.

And last, but certainly not least:

14. If a dog leaves, it won't claim half of your house!

Ultimate Test: Lock your wife and your dog in the boot of your car for an hour. Then open the boot and see who's the happiest to see you.

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Post  Clare on Wed May 19, 2010 6:49 pm


Why me?

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