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The Black Bra

Post  Nick on Sat Jul 17, 2010 6:21 pm

The Black Bra (as told by a woman)

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married
for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to
amaze our men by greeting them at the door, wearing a black
bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes.
We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes..

Here's how it all went.

My engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me
with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams.
I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.

The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was
wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask
over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word,
but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home, I was wearing the black bra,
black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
When he came in the door and saw me he said,



"What's for dinner, Zorro?"

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Post  Clare on Sun Jul 18, 2010 6:03 pm

Laughing Laughing

Sounds about right Rolling Eyes

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Re: The Black Bra

Post  Nick on Sun Jul 18, 2010 6:33 pm

Smile

But not here Wink

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